Oh my god my partner is so slow

zeldasboyfriend:

i’M COMMANDER SHEPARD AND I DON’T GIVE A GOD DAMN SHIT ANYMOREEEEE

zeldasboyfriend:

i’M COMMANDER SHEPARD AND I DON’T GIVE A GOD DAMN SHIT ANYMOREEEEE

Doing my hair & make-up

jwinterbarnes:

queenwinterborn:

Expectation: 

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Reality:

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either way Steve Rogers is in love with you

the-clone-clubber:

Pluto right now

the eye of the tiger

" Except you can’t show a topless woman on TV - and you can’t defibrillate a woman in a bra. So victims of heart attacks on TV are always male. Did you know that a woman having a heart attack is more likely to have back or jaw pain than chest or left arm pain? I didn’t - because I’ve never seen a woman having a heart attack. I’ve been trained in CPR and Advanced First Aid by the Red Cross over 15 times in my life, the videos and booklets always have a guy and say the same thing about clutching his chest and/or bicep.

And people laugh when I tell them women are still invisible in this world. "

distractedbyshinyobjects

re: feministing - for women, heart attacks look different

Things I did not know, but should.

(via elfgrove)

This is a post that might save a life. 

(via str8nochaser)

My mom worked for 25 years as an ER nurse and is convinced that a lot of women die simply because folks only know heart attack symptoms that occur in males. 

(via darkjez)

Society thinks our bodies are so scandalous that it’s better to put our lives at risk than to show us how to stay safe

(via callingoutsexists)

The comment above me, fuck..

(via jealous-of-your-nightdress)

" How do you kill one million zombies? Kill one zombie, then kill the rest of the zombies. "

─ Explaining Induction (via mathprofessorquotes)

team-bear-arms:

Some people are vegans or vegetarians, I on the other hand am trying to eat so much meat that it disturbs the global eco-system so much that mosquitos go extinct.